John Cheese

May 16

My new article is up!

This is why you want to punch the world.

May 15

irhythm2530 asked: So did you hate BioShock Infinite?

I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t anything special. The story was not even remotely close to the “masterpiece” that people told me it was.  It was an average story with a very, very, very predictable “twist.”  As an FPS, it was below average, but I know that’s the one big complaint most people gave it.

It was a $60 game that was worth closer to $40 in my opinion.  I played through it once, and I’ll never touch it again.

May 09

My new article is up

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-worst-things-good-parents-have-to-say-to-their-kids/

May 08

shortformblog:

brooklynmutt:

CNN’s Nancy Grace and Ashleigh Banfield Hold Split-Screen Interview in Same Parking Lot
Check out the “same bus in both shots.”
More: The Atlantic Wire

CNN’s problems, in animated GIF form.

shortformblog:

brooklynmutt:

CNN’s Nancy Grace and Ashleigh Banfield Hold Split-Screen Interview in Same Parking Lot

Check out the “same bus in both shots.”

More: The Atlantic Wire

CNN’s problems, in animated GIF form.

(via hereinidaho)

May 02

haggady asked: today's column made me laugh so hard i am literally weeping

BAM!  EAT COMEDY!

You’re welcome

Continuing my “Hidden Comedy Gems” series on Cracked today: http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-brilliant-moments-comedy-hiding-youtube/

kureanborritos asked: By the way, is it weird that because of your name, I can only picture you as looking like John Candy?

Honestly, yeah, that’s a little weird.

Apr 28

Another ad I found on weather.com.  Enjoy that image.

Another ad I found on weather.com.  Enjoy that image.

Apr 27

Found on Weather.com. Because that’s where we all go for our makeup tips. Though I’m hoping #1 is, “Don’t put makeup in your eyes.”

Found on Weather.com. Because that’s where we all go for our makeup tips. Though I’m hoping #1 is, “Don’t put makeup in your eyes.”

Just a friendly FYI

Some of you are now under the impression that I wish to discuss the comments section. I do not. I offered an off the top of my head idea in the hypothetical case that it were to suddenly disappear from existence. And that’s exactly where my desire to discuss any comments section on any website ends.