This is why you want to punch the world.
irhythm2530 asked: So did you hate BioShock Infinite?
I didn’t hate it, but it wasn’t anything special. The story was not even remotely close to the “masterpiece” that people told me it was. It was an average story with a very, very, very predictable “twist.” As an FPS, it was below average, but I know that’s the one big complaint most people gave it.
It was a $60 game that was worth closer to $40 in my opinion. I played through it once, and I’ll never touch it again.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-worst-things-good-parents-have-to-say-to-their-kids/
CNN’s Nancy Grace and Ashleigh Banfield Hold Split-Screen Interview in Same Parking Lot
Check out the “same bus in both shots.”
More: The Atlantic Wire
CNN’s problems, in animated GIF form.
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haggady asked: today's column made me laugh so hard i am literally weeping
BAM! EAT COMEDY!
Continuing my “Hidden Comedy Gems” series on Cracked today: http://www.cracked.com/blog/9-brilliant-moments-comedy-hiding-youtube/
kureanborritos asked: By the way, is it weird that because of your name, I can only picture you as looking like John Candy?
Honestly, yeah, that’s a little weird.
Another ad I found on weather.com. Enjoy that image.
Found on Weather.com. Because that’s where we all go for our makeup tips. Though I’m hoping #1 is, “Don’t put makeup in your eyes.”
Some of you are now under the impression that I wish to discuss the comments section. I do not. I offered an off the top of my head idea in the hypothetical case that it were to suddenly disappear from existence. And that’s exactly where my desire to discuss any comments section on any website ends.