Open Invitation for Interviews
About two months ago, I was asked to do five different interviews — everything from websites to podcasts to radio shows. I agreed to all of them and then never heard another word, except for this one, who is working on a project where he discusses football with people in the public eye. I’m sorry, I can’t bring myself to type “famous” in relation to myself, though that’s what he’s going for.
I got all hyped up about interviews, and then it was like when you almost sneeze, but it goes away at the last second. That watery eyed pressure that leaves you feeling kind of robbed. Sneeze burgled, interview style.
So to combat that, I’m offering an interview to anyone who gives even the slightest crap about me or Cracked. I don’t care how small your website is. I don’t care if it’s a personal blog that gets four readers. If you take the time to write up the questions, I’ll take the time to answer them and then promote that interview through my Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr. And I don’t care if I get two people to respond or 200. I’ll participate in every one of them.
Anyone who is interested can contact me through email: email@example.com or through this Tumblr thing. Or through private message on the Cracked forums. Except the four people who never got back with me about our original interviews. Those people can lick my asshole.
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