I used to really want to do something with movies.  Writing, mostly.  But I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to do that anymore.  Not only are writers generally treated like shit in Hollywood, but they’re one of the lowest paid parts of the creative team… even though they’re one of the most vital (well, in a movie that’s worth a fuck).  Not to mention that what you write is not ever what they’ll end up with, and I don’t like the idea of having my writing buttfucked by some Hollywood jackoff.

Once you take that off the table, I’m actually doing what I always wanted to do:  writing comedy for money.  I think I’m one of the few people in the world who can honestly answer that question with, “Nope.  This is pretty much it.  I’m living my dream right now.”